Post by NOLAN JAMES MERCER on May 19, 2011 15:13:16 GMT -5
nolan james mercer
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[/size]" 20 facts about Nolan
1. He has a daughter named Robin Marie Mercer. She's two years old and his entire life. 2. Is generally sarcastic and rude to most people. 3. He likes offensive rap music, but not around his daughter. 4. He still loves watching spongebob. 5. He's pansexual. He will fuck just about everyone. 6. He loves playing qwop and then wants to punch something when he loses. 7. He loves Adventure Time, and basically every other kid show that he can sit down and watch. 8. Nolan is basically an alcholic but refuses to admit it. 9. His biggest fear is Robin being taken away from him, hence why he won't admit his problem. 10. He has suicidal thoughts every other week. The only way he'd actually do something is if he lost custody to Robin. 11. His favorite food is anything with chocolate sauce. 12. He uses the word nigga alot, but never means anything by it. He just likes it, okay. 13. He's paranoid. Obviously. 14. He wants to kill half of the population. 15. He's actually pretty nice if you get to know him. 16. He loves dogs. Alot. 17. He doesn't understand why parents name their kids shit like bonquiqui. Do you want your kid to be stabbed in the park? 18. He doesn't want to get old. 19. He was born in New Hampshire. 20. He used to be pretty nice.
10 things Nolan likes
1. His daughter, obviously. Didn't you see that coming? 2. The smell of saltwater. 3. Any type of alcohol. He isn't racist towards ~beverages. 4. Sex. He can't go more than 2 weeks without sticking his dick in something. 5. Coca-Cola. It's great. 6. He likes working with music even if he doesn't play it. 7. When he makes people happy even though he doesn't show it. He's really a softy under the coldness he shows. 8. Black people even though he seems racist ok he isn't. 9. The idea of travelling. 10. People. Even if he doesn't show it, he'd go insane without people around him.
10 things Nolan hates
1. People who use picnik. 2. Inside jokes. 3. People who have so many tattoos you can't tell if they're black, white, mexican, or whatever. 4. Dead baby jokes. 5. Piercings unless they're ears. 6. Football but he'll root for the Ravens, anyway. 7. Sexual frustration. It sucks. 8. Poke'mon. He never got into it. 9. Kesha. 10. Spiders, they scare him s h i t l e s s.
Recent twitter updates
1. Someone just said I was like Charlie Sheen. If I was living with Bri Olsen, none of you would hear from me again, ok. 2. Who the fuck won best new artist at that awards show? 3. Why won't Sully fuck me. 4. Still a pirates life for me. 5. I love Lady Gaga's ass. Can I be Mister Gaga or. 6. I was at the movies and I had a gr8 seat until someone with an afro bigger than my daughter sat infront of me. 7. I'd let Chris Brown hit me. 8. Summer 2011, I'm ready. 9. Sometimes I really fucking hate people. 10. Why can't you see I think you're cute. Idgi. "
alex. 2. 17. cora told me there'd be a nigga duck.
